February 2012
My views on sexuality
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
sleepingchild:
I was writing my ethics paper when the boys started getting super excited and started popcorning. Zoloft is so speedy.
Tastefully Offensive Presents: Shakespeare Insult... →
talesdontellthemselves:
Thou yeasty clapper-clawed flax-wench, thou.
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
I don’t make resolutions, at least not in anticipation of the New Year. But this...
– Holly Selph, staff writer, Seamstress For The Band (via talesdontellthemselves)
careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
On sucker punch.
dearcoketalk:
Thoughts on Sucker Punch? I could totally imagine you being one of those babes.
You could totally imagine me being a scantily clad victim of rape and violence trapped with no free will in an incoherent mess of adolescent pornographic fantasy?
Yeah, no. That’s not a compliment.
Sorry, dude. You’re confusing female empowerment for being heavily armed with a vagina.
It’s funny (not) how people can so quickly forget... →
poemsofthedead:
It’s funny (not) how people can so quickly forget that Black people with natural hair styles have difficulty finding jobs and receive pressure on the job to change
whereas that does not happen to white people who try to wear braids, locs, or just frizzed out “wild” hair.
This has been proven time and time again. A major women’s magazine was called out for referring to Black...
Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel...
– Andrew Boyd (via oniverse)
If unborn babies are people:
toomanykitties:
phenthouse:
People can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
note: regardless of if im pro choice...