Pearls: Man, the first year of university goes by...
Audience: How fast DOES it go, Pearls? Pearls: Faster than Rick Santorum exits his browser when someone walks into the room. #because he likes gay porn.
harry: *snaps the elder wand in half*
effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY
This doesn't make sense.
Random thought: Odysseus was a dick. Hear me out. In the 9th grade, we were...– (via shondsees)
I kind of feel like Rita Skeeter and Effie Trinket...
bookshell: share ALL the manneurisms!
Peeta: he was a baker she was a hunter can I make it any more obvius
Katniss: seriuoly peeta
Peeta: he frosted cakes and she killed deer what more can I say
Katniss: that you can shut up now
Peeta: he wanted her
Kantiss: OK I'm going to leave now and while your at it go frost come cakes
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
gogoflyinsheep: darkmnrk: sins-key: KEYBUTT. so much
kickstartchange: captaintightpants: Slow down...
My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.– Excerpt from Unrequited Love Poem, by Sierra DeMulder (via helplesslyamazed)
Was it fair Miss Universe got disqualified for... →
yourserenehighness: theselfmademen: You know what to do Tumblr. Currently the polls say it was fair… We got this, y’all. We’re winning, 51-49. Keep on pluggin’
I love Peeniss but I'm a hard core Harry/Katniss,...
brizzthenargle: OH MY GOD, COULD YOU IMAGINE?! I’m generally not intrigued by crossovers but Katniss and Harry would make some motherfucking beautiful children.